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- A copy of the In Living Color episode where one
of the characters proclaims: "Icanmakeaboogertalk!"

- A video camera/voice recorder/some sort of recording device so
they can record the random things that happen during the night.

- An unlimited supply of condoms for the crazy, passionate,
wild monkey sex they surely will be having.

Jerakery also requests the following food items:

One bowl of each of the following:

- Approximately 754 M&M's , ONLY Green M&M's, all other
 M&M's shall be thrown at the face of the person who is hiring Jerakery for the appearance.

- Wildberry Skittles

- Tropical Fruit Skittles

- Original Skittles

- Haribo Gummy Bears

- Reese's Pieces

- One bag/box/other food container of Boneless Buffalo Wings.

- Lots of pizza.

 Jerakery is very flexible with their payment, so if you haggle with them usually they will appear for very cheap unless they don't like you, in which case the price will be dramatically increased.  Occasionally, Jerakery will also go by Jerasary, but very rarely. Only at times, when Kenny is missing from the group or hanging out with his boyfriend. The prices shall remain the same during these occasions.  In these very rare instances, a slightly revised tour rider shall be presented to you within 1 and a half months of your scheduled Jerakery appearance. The tour rider is subject to change without warning so make sure that you have the most recently updated edition.  If you are willing to agree to the requests stated above, then congratulations, you have now offically hired Jerakery to make an appearance at your group function! If not, then so sorry, and we shall be seeing you in the future.

Best Wishes,

Jerakery

 (JEnn, RAchel, KEnny, gaRY)